10 Best Running Quotes For Shirts

Updated on: September 2021

Best Running Quotes For Shirts in 2021


Performance Dry Sports Shirt – Men Runner's T-Shirts - Running Quotes -I Decided to GO for A Little Run - Forrest Gump Red-White

Performance Dry Sports Shirt – Men Runner's T-Shirts - Running Quotes -I Decided to GO for A Little Run - Forrest Gump Red-White
BESTSELLER NO. 1 in 2021
  • Performance dry running t-shirt with moisture wicking fabric
  • Light weight and soft feel with a semi-fitted silhouette for men
  • The perfect short sleeves training top for running or any other active sports
  • Funny and inspirational running quote in flashy colors.
  • The perfect activewear you will never own.

Womens Mind Over Miles Tshirt Funny Cute Marathon Running 5K Tee for Ladies (Dark Heather Grey) - M

Womens Mind Over Miles Tshirt Funny Cute Marathon Running 5K Tee for Ladies (Dark Heather Grey) - M
BESTSELLER NO. 2 in 2021
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • BEST GIFTS: Cool shirts are great for your brother or sister and make ideal Christmas, birthday, anniversary, or holiday presents for family, friends, or treating yourself to a great tee. They're great retro geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. Froms 80s retro prints to presents for gamers!
  • WOMENS FIT: This listing is for an adult women's slim-fit t-shirt (also known as junior fit). These cute fitted tees tend to run small so double check the size chart and order a size up if you're between sizes. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for women, men, and kids.

Gym Motivation Workout Fitness Inspirational Gift T-Shirt

Gym Motivation Workout Fitness Inspirational Gift T-Shirt
BESTSELLER NO. 3 in 2021
  • If you love fitness, gym, workouts, this funny inspiration gym motivational clothing is just for you! Featuring a beautiful gym quote workout, this tee is sure to be your new motivation friend while running, jogging, going to gym and workout.
  • Probably one of the best gym gifts for men, women, fitness instructor, the Gym Workout Motivation clothing is a great gift for mom, dad, son, daughter, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, wife, husband, grandad, grandma, boyfriend, girlfriend or friends!
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Actizio Sweat Activated Funny Workout Women's Tank Top, Do It - Don't Quit (Athletic Heather, M)

Actizio Sweat Activated Funny Workout Women's Tank Top, Do It - Don't Quit (Athletic Heather, M)
BESTSELLER NO. 4 in 2021
  • ✅ NEW FAVORITE EXERCISE TANK TOP – Experience the new generation of motivational gym tanks! Our innovative Sweat Activated Technology is tailor-made for giving you the energy to push yourself harder during your cardio weight loss workouts. As you sweat intensely, the t shirt reveals a funny text message!
  • ✅ MOTIVATE YOURSELF – We were the same… We used to be these dudes struggling as f.... during weightlifting training. After creating these funny workout tanktops we found ourselves finally having some fun while sweating our butts off in a gym. So, let this motivation push you beyond your limits and get fit. The inspirational hidden message is 100% activated by your perspiration.
  • ✅ INSPIRE OTHERS – What’s more motivating than seeing results of your workout right away? Maybe the stunned faces of people seeing how the graphic slowly appears while you sweat. Let it make your day 😊.
  • ✅ GREAT GIFT IDEA – This comfy sleeveless tee is suitable for all HIIT and TRX circuit class training. You can get one as a cool gift for your lifting sparring partner, marathon running buddy, or a best friend who is work out obsessed. It's nicely packaged and we have seen them given as Christmas gifts or as birthday presents for loved ones who have a desire to get in shape. And don't forget to get one for your personal coach, trainer or instructor. We know, they would love to wear it!
  • ✅ HIGH QUALITY COMFORT – Our stunning line of fitness apparel is made out of superior materials that are safe, breathable, hypoallergenic, soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. Our t shirts really work. Don't take our word on it, check the video to see it for yourself. Enjoy 100% invisible design and if anything goes wrong, you can still exploit our superb customer support team as we provide an unconditional Satisfaction Guarantee for all of our products!

Crazy Dog T-Shirts Womens Nevertheless She Persisted Funny Political Adult Sarcastic Humor T Shirt (Dark Heather Grey) - L

Crazy Dog T-Shirts Womens Nevertheless She Persisted Funny Political Adult Sarcastic Humor T Shirt (Dark Heather Grey) - L
BESTSELLER NO. 5 in 2021
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • BEST GIFTS: Cool shirts are great for your brother or sister and make ideal Christmas, birthday, anniversary, or holiday presents for family, friends, or treating yourself to a great tee. They're great retro geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. Froms 80s retro prints to presents for gamers!
  • WOMENS FIT: This listing is for an adult women's slim-fit t-shirt (also known as junior fit). These cute fitted tees tend to run small so double check the size chart and order a size up if you're between sizes. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for women, men, and kids.

Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Rosie The Lifter | Cute Workout Exercise Lifting Women Kettlebell Racerback Tank-(Racerback,S) Vintage Blue

Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Rosie The Lifter | Cute Workout Exercise Lifting Women Kettlebell Racerback Tank-(Racerback,S) Vintage Blue
BESTSELLER NO. 6 in 2021
  • 5 oz super soft blend - ringspun combed cotton blended into polyester
  • WOMEN'S SIZING | Please see size chart in photos (women in v-necks, but same brand / sizing fit as the Rosie the lifter tank top)
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
  • Racerback style
  • See sizing chart photo for accurate measurements

Performance Dry Sports Shirt – Men Runner's T-Shirts - Running Quotes -Will Run for Beer Gray-Lime

Performance Dry Sports Shirt – Men Runner's T-Shirts - Running Quotes -Will Run for Beer Gray-Lime
BESTSELLER NO. 7 in 2021
  • Performance dry running t-shirt with moisture wicking fabric
  • Light weight and soft feel with a semi-fitted silhouette for men
  • The perfect short sleeves training top for running or any other active sports
  • Funny and inspirational running quote in flashy colors.
  • The perfect activewear you will never own.

Mens Fitness Taco Funny T Shirt Humorous Gym Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Tee Guys (Dark Heather Grey) - S

Mens Fitness Taco Funny T Shirt Humorous Gym Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Tee Guys (Dark Heather Grey) - S
BESTSELLER NO. 8 in 2021
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • VIVA MEXICO: This shirt is perfect for Cinco De Mayo, Día de Muertos, celebrating heritage, or simply showing off a love of Mexican food. Everything south of the border is just a little bit more fun with this tee.
  • MENS FIT: This is a men's shirt; Check our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes. Our tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for men.

Performance Dry Sports Shirt – Men Runner's Short Sleeves top - Running Quotes -I Don’T Stop When I AM Tired. I Stop When I AM Done Navy-Turquoise

Performance Dry Sports Shirt – Men Runner's Short Sleeves top - Running Quotes -I Don’T Stop When I AM Tired. I Stop When I AM Done Navy-Turquoise
BESTSELLER NO. 9 in 2021
  • Performance dry running t-shirt with moisture wicking fabric
  • Light weight and soft feel with a semi-fitted silhouette for men
  • The perfect short sleeves training top for running or any other active sports
  • Funny and inspirational running quote in flashy colors.
  • The perfect activewear you will never own.

A Dream is A Wish Your Heart Makes T-Shirt Women Funny Letter Print Graphic Tee Shirt Short Sleeve Summer Tees Top

A Dream is A Wish Your Heart Makes T-Shirt Women Funny Letter Print Graphic Tee Shirt Short Sleeve Summer Tees Top
BESTSELLER NO. 10 in 2021
  • Fabric: Cotton Blend.Soft, Stretchy, Breathable
  • Style: Hakuna Matata Letter Printed,Short Sleeve,O-Neck,Casual Style
  • Occasion: Shopping, Outdoors, Work, Party, Daily life, Holidays, School,Etc
  • Suit For: Spring,Summer,Great Match With Jeans,Pants,Leggings,Shorts And So on
  • Machine Washable And Hand Washable In Cold Water.Do Not Bleach / Hang Or Line Dry

My Best Run Ever

If you are a veteran runner, you can recall any number of runs you had for a variety of reasons. Read below if you want a funny running story about my best run ever.

If you are a veteran runner, you can recall any number of runs you had for a variety of reasons. I have great memories of runs for a variety of reasons such as where I was, who I was with, how fast I went, or what was happening to me at that point in my life. But, I don't associate any of those reasons with my best run ever. Read below if you want a funny running story about my best run ever.

I am a big guy, by any standard, and no one thinks "long distant runner" when they first meet me. I was however, in my running my best times and furthest distances when I had my best run ever. I took great pride in simply running out any country road and going for miles. I would lose myself in thought and have great moments of reflection. I was in one of these moments of Zen when I was interrupted from a voice to my left in a particularly rural area of the country.

"Jay," the voice sang. "Is that you?"

I stopped my run as if shot and looked toward a cute little house that I had not noticed before this moment. In front of the house was a woman. Her name was Sandy.

At the time, I was young and single and working at a local hospital as a physical therapist. Sandy was a nurse from the intensive care unit. She always smelled of lilacs, and I always found myself smiling a bit too brightly when I was near her.

Moments before I had been lost in the clouds running with angels, now I was aware of how dirty, sweaty, and smelly I was in the company of an angel.

"Hey, Sandy," I answered. My voice sounded rasped with gravel. I cleared my throat. "I didn't know you lived here." My skin burned hot.

"Yeah, about the last five years," she answered. She was walking toward me. The breeze lifting her hair and presented her face for full inspection

The chords of her speech practically squeezed my neck. I swallowed hard and nodded.

"Ben and I moved in here right after we married. I thought we would always live here," she said her voice trailing off at the end. I knew Ben. He was an odd little creature with a head too large for his body and dwarf-like hands. I never understood what Sandy had seen in him.

"Oh," I said.

Ben was the chief nursing officer at the hospital. A position of some stature, especially in the hospital community, but I did not feel like he deserved it. He was pleasant to me in group settings, but turned vile and unkind when we were alone. I was not interested in seeing Ben today.

"You look like you could use some water," Sandy said breaking the silence.

I was painfully aware that I was nearly mute. "Oh, no. I am okay. I run all the time. I can get a drink when I get home. I will be okay. Thanks though," I said at a rapid pace, and just so she knew I could talk I finished with, "Is Ben home?"

Her face lost expression, "Well even still you look like you could use a drink. Why don't you step into the kitchen? I will get you a glass. It is really no trouble. I would feel bad if you left without one."

Her voice was so kind, her desire for me to have a glass of water so sincere. How could I say no? I nodded slowly.

She turned toward the house and I followed. She turned her head as we went, "and no, Ben is not home."

I did not want to see Ben, but going into her house without him there did not seem like a good idea either. I did not want to be the topic of gossip and rumor. "Oh," my voice squeaked, and then innocently enough I added, "when will he be home?"

"Hopefully never," she said stepping into the kitchen. "He and I separated a week ago. We are going to get a divorce, I hope."

I tripped on the entry step and nearly fell into the kitchen. I quickly righted myself before Sandy could look my way. "I'm sorry to hear that," I said. I was having trouble breathing.

"Don't be. It has been a long time coming. Now here's that water," she said handing me a glass. Our hands brushed in the transfer.

God, I have never been so thirsty. I drank the glass in a single tilt.

"Wow," she said. "For a guy who was going to wait till he got home, you sure drank that fast. How about another glass."

"Sure," I said. "You sure have good water here." I know, who says stuff like that?

"It's well water," she said turning back to the sink.

Her hair was so pretty. I was thinking about reaching out and touching it when I heard the truck coming.

"Oh, no," she said. "It's Ben."

I swallowed to keep my heart from discharging out of my mouth.

"I think he is drunk," she said softly.

It was maybe 11 in the morning. Who drinks then? I was speechless.

"You better go upstairs. I will deal with him and get him to go away." She shooed me toward the stairs that faced the entryway door.

I sprang like a cat that had been shot with electricity. Two cougar-like steps and I was at a landing. I could go left or right. I chose left.

Ben's voice split my head, "I know you got man in there. I am going to kill him, whoever it is." His voice toyed with the lunacy of the very disturbed.

The room to the left was a bedroom of about 10 square feet. It had a small be pressed against the wall and a nightstand. There was no other furniture to hide behind.

"Now, Ben," I heard Sandy say as she went out the front door to cut him off. "I don't have any man in here."

The door slammed so loud I thought he had shot her. I saw a closet door and opened it swiftly hoping I could hide inside. It was packed with boxes.

Ben's voice was incomprehensible. He was coming fast. I heard Sandy's voice trailing behind his. "Ben. Give me the gun."

I briefly thought of crossing the landing and trying the other bedroom, but that thought was extinguished as I heard the front door open.

Ben's voice echoed up the stairs, a curse-laden rant.

I quietly collapsed on the floor hoping to get under the bed.

Sandy was on the stairs with Ben now. Her voice was soothing yet stern. I felt their shadows pushing at me.

It was a trundle bed. I would not be hiding under it for safety. In a moment of clarity I wedged up next to the bed and tried to make myself invisible.

Ben raged to the doorway. Sandy was talking into his ear. My eyes saw the barrel of the gun enter the room, and then Ben.

My only thoughts were on being invisible.

Ben's eyes scanned the room, but they never searched the floor. He left and bounded up the other stairs cursing all the way. Sandy's voice continued to plead for reason.

Invisibility was my only thought.

Down the stairs they went. I recognized only one phrase, "I told you I didn't have a man here." Been got in his truck and drove through the hedges on his exit.

I never ran that country road again, but I can guess you understand why that was my not my second best run, but my best run ever.

Thanks for reading,

J.Pullman

Related Bestselling Lists That You Might Like