10 Best Running Wild Album

Best Running Wild Album in 2023

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The Real Bible

Get a sense of humor and let everyone have their own opinions and stop reading too deeply into a book. A book written by namy people, over many periods of time, and translated into more that sixty languages.

He passed out listening to the crappy Skins game on the radio. He woke up at about 2 A.M. He had a decent headache and was not in the mood to be fucked with. So being ill tempered, yet curious as to what he had created in the lab, view the contents of the petri dish under the micro scope. He was surprised that there were two organisms wandering around what appeared to be mold. He was astounded that he had "created" life that quickly.

Then, he watched in amazement, and horror as the organisms went thru mytosis, then began destroying each other. Scared that he had created a dangerous new bio-hazard type life form, he went to drown the life under the sink. He flooded the dish. Well, Lucifer, God's assistant had come in at that time, because he knew God was still there when everybody left, and he was quite suspicious about what was going on. No one was allowed in the lab after hours, for this very reason. Lucifer saw God drowning the new life and tried to stop him. He said, "We can build them up, turn them into our own kind, make them do our bidding."

God would have none of it, and he really despised when Lucifer would challenge his authority, so he fired his assistant. Last God heard, Lu was working at the rival lab across town. Both places always tried like hell to shut each other down, but to no avail. God thought about what Lucifer had said, and decided to end the flooding. He put the petri dish under a heat lamp to dry it out. The life began to prosper, grow, and prevail in outstanding time.

God would watch, and he would add new things to the experiment, and subtract other things from time to time. Ususally when he did this, he just threw things off balance and would fuck it all up, and the life would have to start over. Kind of like shaking an ant farm. Alot of times God did this on purpose as well, to test the life and see how well it could overcome the adversity. A pretty cruel thing to do to life, but it was just bacteria to him, so it didnt matter. It amused him.

After many years of continuing to play with the experiment, he grew tired and weary, and just went back to drinking the beer and listening to the game in his wing of the building after hours. He forgot about his dish. Now and again he wakes up....eats some chicken, and spits the gristle into the dish. Making the life more and more volatile, and dangerous all the time. Some times a germ or two will be able to get out of the dish, and looking for a warm moist place to excell, crawl into God's nose as he snores.

God is sick now. He lives in a retirement home and an old bitter nurse comes and wipes his ass for him, then steals his loose change and bite size snickers. No body comes to visit him, not even his abandoned, lonely, empty eyed, once nagging wife.

Lucifer will call now and again, but only to brag about how he created a longer life health syrum, and to complain that God's bacteria are running rampant everywhere, even in Lucifers lab......there are more bacteria in Lucifers lab then there has ever been in God's. Because theres plenty more chicken to thrive on, and alot more heat. Germs like it warm.

The End